Me to Sister, "Your brother has taken off his shirt."
Just then, Brother darts out the door and starts running toward us. Completely. Nekkid. Wearing nothing but a huge grin and his excited face.
I cracked up laughing. Then I remembered that he's my kid. I started walking toward him and the little darling took off running in the opposite direction down the sidewalk.
To make sure you have the mental image correct let me re-paint the picture. Three year old boy sans clothes running down the sidewalk with a mom
At some point, Big Daddy opens the front door and realizes what's going on. He gives me a weird look like this whole shenanigan was my idea and gets Brother inside and dressed.
My neighbor was doubled over when I got back to her house. Who am I kidding? So was I. Until she reminded me that we live across the street from the headquarters building on base and our whole street is constantly under video surveillance. Oy.