Things I'm Constantly In Search For But Haven't Found Yet

I will add to this list as time goes on because every day, I am reminded that there is something else that I'm on a constant quest to find.

1. A good fitting pair of jeans. I'm a curvy girl* and if I happen to find jeans that fit well in the hips, they are too big in the waist. And, what's with all the jolly green giant jeans now? They are way too low cut at the top yet very, very long at the bottom. I'm 5'6 and would love to have jeans that don't trail behind me like Princess Diana's wedding dress.

2. Mascara. Is it too much to ask that a mascara make you lashes look longer and fuller without clumping them together in a way that makes you look like you are sporting tarantulas on your lids? Don't even get me started on the way most of them are leaving little black flecks under my eyes after the first hour of wear. Also? If you are a mascara company, take note. Stop making the brushes all bendy and fragile. I hate those. My mascara brush doesn't need to bend at a 90 degree angle when I try to put it back in the tube.

3. A pillow. If Big Daddy ever commented on my blogs, he'd be all, "AMEN, SISTER." on here right now. I have a basement full of pillows that I loved for five full minutes and then hate. I need fluffy and soft. No lumps. And, no. I won't pay $100 for a pillow just to get all those things. Hence, my search continues.



*I just read an article where Eva Longoria described herself as "curvy". This is not the kind of curvy I am. She's curvy in a "kebab skewer" type of way. I'm curvy in a "I have a booty and childbearing hips" kind of way. Totally different. Nice try, Eva.